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Rewriting Jane, an Austen-tatious move
Blog Guy, I read that a handwritten draft of a Jane Austen book that was never published just sold for $1.6 million at auction. The story said it was an unfinished work. She’s my very favorite author!...
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You’re a mean one, Mister Grinch…
Man, I hope this guy is proud of himself. But let me back up a minute. When I was a boy, there was a Disney movie about a plucky little terrier who went to Edinburgh with his master, who then died....
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Von Trapped with no way out?
What’s wrong, Blog Guy? You look very frightened and upset. I am. A neighbor told me about an event involving Nazis and dog bites and bee stings and…and…maybe yodeling. That sounds vicious. What is...
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Scottish zombies get silly in Philly?
Blog Guy, I saw a bunch of photos of a zombie movie being made, with Brad Pitt, and it looked like it was in Philadelphia. So? But I live in Philly, and I haven’t seen any film activity here. What’s...
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It’s just like in the disaster movies!
Boss, can you hear me? It’s me, Johnson! Oh, it’s still night-time in LA? Sorry to wake you up, but I’ve got great news! You remember you sent me to scout around for the next big “King Kong” sort of...
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I left my part in San Francisco?
Blog Guy, I always come to you for my news about the movie industry. What’s my favorite actress, Halle Berry, up to these days? She’s shooting a movie on location in Glasgow, Scotland. Ah, so I guess...
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Great mooseum! I’ll be back!
Blog Guy, I need some of your famous travel advice. I love visiting the childhood homes of great people, to see where they got their start. I’ve been to Mark Twain’s home in Hannibal, Missouri, the...
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To goofinity, and beyond!
I try very hard to invent high-quality fantasy stuff for my blog, but sometimes I just can’t compete with reality. For instance, I could never make up anything like this actual science story: LAS...
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When superstars shoot on location…
I can’t believe they have the nerve to call this dump a supermarket! But Ms. Jolie, this isn’t America. Things are different over here. Really? Things are SO different that I can’t even buy Budweiser...
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So I’m not the sexiest man alive?
Boss, you got a minute for a private chat? Sure Lamar, what’s up? I’m kinda depressed. “People Magazine” just announced its “Sexiest Man Alive” choice for this year, and once again, it wasn’t me. I...
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